On August 13, 2014 at 06:59PM Mark Said…

Back in the 1st century B.C. there was a poet by the name of Gaius Valerius Catullus who got a little upset about remarks made by another poet Furius and a senator Aurelius in regards to his poetry. He decided that he would write a poem to them in regards to their criticism. The poem was considered so vulgar that it was not translated out of Latin until the 20th Century. I felt that you should all enjoy this beautiful piece of work. This is not a joke in case you were wondering. Enjoy…lol

English translation of poem:

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest
For it’s right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it’s not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don’t mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can’t get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

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